Thursday, February 12, 2009

Introducing Spunk & Jeers

Inspired by a commenter in the previous post and in the spirit of Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors honoring George W. Bush, I'd like to dish up a competing brand - Spunk & Jeers - in honor of President Obama. Here are the current flavors being offered:

Loose Tax A personal favorite of Tom Daschle and Tim Geitner.

Ooo! Ooo! Pick Me Cluster The most popular flavor of the unwashed masses hoping for a handout at an Obama town hall.

Heavenly Bash An elite flavor served only to those deemed worthy enough to be in the presence of The Messiah.

Nothin' but nuts! Served exclusively by the Obama White House without preconditions to the detainees at Guantanamo and a personal favorite of Ahmadinejad.

Berry Biden Blast A light vanilla cream blended with a burst of fruitiness that causes Obama frequent indigestion but Rush Limbaugh seems to devour.

Oreo Crunch Supreme An immensely satisfying flavor proudly served for the first time by Michelle Obama when she and Barack dined with the new Secretary of State.

Fudge-A-Latte An ice cream with intense flavor demanded daily by Obama's chief economic advisors.

Partisan Porkulus Parfait This stimulating Obama concoction is generously infused with Pelosi pork and then lightly sprinkled with a few Reid RHINOS as a garnish.

Warning: The Spunky General warns that consuming too much Spunk & Jeers ice cream can be hazardous to your pocketbook. In all fairness, a healthy diet of talk radio is strongly recommended.

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