Friend: "Hey, my kids are fast approaching computer age.... You have lots of kids. Can you tell me what's the best internet filter? "
Me: "A parent."
Friend: "Oh, I was hoping for something a little more convenient."
Me: "Sorry, nobody loves your kids like you do."
Well, times they are a changin'. I can now say with "great confidence"
"A parent and Hillary Rodham Clinton." (Great sigh of relief!)